Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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