she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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