I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
too bad you live with your parents still
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
love makes seman taste better
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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