I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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