he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
