We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I feel like death gave me a hand job
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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