I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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