yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
BRING THE BAGELS
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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