Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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