Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
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