I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
last night i told the bartender i only have 3 days left to live so i wouldnt have to pay for drinks
this morning i woke up with a nothing but a pair of what i believe are fairy wings on - and the bartender in my bed
he thinks ill be dead by monday and still came home w me.. WTF?
messed up. what color are the wings?
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Randomize
