I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
It was like giving head to a cactus.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
Randomize
