17 year olds will be the death of me.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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