i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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