That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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