i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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