Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
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