Will you blow on my dice?
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
No subtext here. People are naked.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Randomize
