nut hugger
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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