I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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