what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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