Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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