Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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