u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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