I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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