i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
Randomize
