if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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