Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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