You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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