The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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