would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
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