brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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