So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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