I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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