We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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