He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
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