he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
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