Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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