K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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