I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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