So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I'm sobbing to NWA
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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