If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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