i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
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