it was like his penis was on wheels.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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