I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Can you bring me the toilet please
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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