is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
