Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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