HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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