this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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