i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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