no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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