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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
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