Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I think i peed on brittanys purse
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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