Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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