i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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